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Did you watch even 5% of the entire Presidential debate 2024 ?
Are we living in the same timeline ?
It was like two Granpas going at a verbal contest while high on ketamine. or fetanyl. or whatever drugs old people do.
Im not 'Murican, but y'all are effed to the tee.
Biden and Drumpf are BOTH TERRIBLE choices. We are all screwed for the next 50 years. Hunger Games here we come!
Listen, we all post things before watching the debate. I think anyone sane realizes this. I hope seeing it play out hits a lot of people in the heart. What are we gonna do though? Scramble before November?
Oh I don't know. Maybe the DNC can now be honest about choosing a popular candidate, and changing gears, and playing to win the election instead of whatever that was happening on stage during the debate.
Drumpf can lie through his teeth and people will vote for him. At this point DNC doing even the most basic stuff. Cancel student debt. Not write-down tax savings, not low-interest maybe if you apply for these 50-form 100-hurdle govt-red-tape process. Cancel medical debt. Not ooooh we wont send you to jail if you dont pay for your medical bills garbage. Medicare-Medicaid for ALL NO EFFING EXCEPTIONS. Not all the BS of we made drug prices lower for some 10% or 5% of Medicare patients etc etc etc.
The DNC don't have any solid wins to talk about. This is why they can't run adverts blasting the airwaves with their "Mission accomplished".
There is always some fine-print and wriggle-out-of-this-room in anything that the Corporate Dems have engineered so far.
Biden was a stopgap for the next candidate. Remember? He promised that he wouldnt seek a second term? Liar much ? Stuff like this drives people mad. And mad people like to vote for Drumpf. Mad people want to watch the world burn.
So y'all need to get into the DNC, torch the entire structure, find someone like Drumpf but exactly opposite, the very Jesus of Democracy and Values. Put that person as the nominee , vote for Demo-Jesus until the DNC party and elite literally are crying rivers of blood.
That is what the Republizards have done to the RNC. Every RNC elite and power-monger better kiss Drumpf or they will be shit-canned.