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Rules for Fae (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16725859

Rule

Alt text: a text post that reads: Work in retail long enough, and you'll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as dealing with the Fae:

  • Avoid eye contact.
  • Never reveal your full name.
  • Accept nothing They offer you.
  • Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
  • To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
  • Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them.
  • Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No amount of soft skills will get people to read signs though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Now that one is true

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

I haven't read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago