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Guy Envious of Coworker Too Stupid to Have His Soul Crushed By Company (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

About 20 years ago, I wasted a year of my life detesting every.single.day of my 'new' job. I had promised the employer that I'd stay "at least 3 years", and I wanted to keep my promise and "My InTeGrItY".

Fuck integrity! I'll never forget the day I finally quit. And vowed to NEVER trash myself like that again.