Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (12 children)

You know what else rises to the top of liquid?

A turd.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Uh.. my turds sink. Is there a problem with my diet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

If they float, it typically means the person is consuming too much fat in their diet. Not always but moat times.