this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
1032 points (99.4% liked)

The Onion

4502 readers
685 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
1032
Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
42 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Can't they just spin it backwards to get the wind back in the wind turbine?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That will just leak wind upwards instead of downwards.