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[–] [email protected] 161 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, "Ahoyhoy", "Howdy", "Whats good brother?", or for the more adventurous, "Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In my family it was variations of "Hello, Joe's whatever. Insert rhyme here."

One of my favorites was "Joe's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

My dad's go to is "Joe's Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking". Sometimes he'll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

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