this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No crimes detected. Would eat and enjoy. It's not a proper poutine, would be improved by cheese curds, but impossible to be bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm almost certain that's barbecue sauce. Gravy doesn't look like that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What do you mean? That looks like completely normal gravy to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Honestly makes it sound better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A disturbing possibility which reopens a case I thought long closed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

A Chinese Pizzaria that I worked at added "Chinese Poutine" to the menu. Instead of cheese curds we just used the pizza cheese, and instead of gravy it got brown sauce. So fries, beef grounds, chicken pieces, brown sauce, cheese. Send that halfway through the oven, top with green onion. The Canadians that tried it said, "well it's good, but definitely not poutine."