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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Reillys were unavailable for further comment, as they were having their Grandfather’s signed copy of Mein Kampf appraised for insurance purposes.

Along with The Trump Bible, and their beanie babies, they're sure to be hundredaires.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It’s very generous of you to assume they aren’t being crushed by medical debt. ;)