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No hablo ingles (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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author: https://www.facebook.com/goattoself

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4 panel comic.

Panel 1: there's a person and a black swirling mass with arms and legs. The swirly thing says "Hi! I'm your void!"

Panel 2: the void says "you can shrink me by feeding me booze! and the person is shown pouring booze in to the void. The void looks a bit bigger than it was in the previous panel.

Panel 3: the void says "and junk food!" and the person is shown throwing a burger, fries etc. into the void, which is again bigger than it was.

Panel 4: the person says "but now you're even bigger…", and the now massive void replies "no hablo ingles."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Demanded to be fed poutine and said "tabarnac" a lot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes, and also mainly to feed a appetite of tv/movie comedies like C'est Pas Moi, C'est L'autre (2004) or OSS:117 (2006) {that one is a 007 parody}. And b-side actresses like Caroline Dhavernas. And to get that candy that tastes like soap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Osti de caliss de tabarnak de marde.