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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is docker even declarative?

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is docker even declarative?

Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

Yes. I know.