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Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (4 children)

am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich..

like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

i too am gay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. 🤷‍♂️

People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception.