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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you two go to the same meetings? Because I'm suspicious about how you know about this. Plus you're both big Hollywood celebrities.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's common knowledge. There is this other famous one who isn't even trying to hide at this point and calls himself "Zark MuckerBorg" or something.

Like, can you be any more obvious?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This is pretty bold stuff from someone famous for playing a plastic doll.