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Damn no integrated advanced AI-driven solution that analyzes patterns and just predicts the errors? ๐คจ
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this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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I'm grepping log since the 80s/90s, still do
10 years give and take
Well buddy, no need to be so greedy. Around here people just do a give or take, not both.
-10+10=0
Well exactly. 10 years give and take means exactly 10 years. 10 years give OR take is a way to say it may be a little more or a little less.
Yeah then I can't be greedy, I took exactly 0 years
What about leap seconds?
I have scripts to ssh and grep my logs across multiple VMs. Way faster than our crap Splunk instance. Pipe that shit through awk and I can find anything!