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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

These idiots are going to learn why Pasteurization was invented.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

learn

That's the secret! They aren't going to

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The reptilian world government decided humans got too healthy?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Now, this is a theory I can get behind.