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You're right. A bear wouldn't sexually assault you, he would simply kill you.
or eat you alive.
Oh my fucking god. I think it can't get any worse for a mother.
A polar bear likely
A brown bear maybe
A black bear unlikely
Yes! As opposed to the man, who would SA me and then kill me!
And also possibly eat you.
Look canonically the worst a bear will ever do is two out of three, only men have hit the hat trick