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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A lot of women will casually throw around "men are trash". So you need to listen better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Holy smokes. Do you really think you need to start interjecting to defend men after someone says "men are trash"? Maybe the satire of this post is too close to the truth. :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No. I never said that. Don't put words in my mouth. Get fucked.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if you could even fit any more words in your mouth while you are swallowing your foot.

Hey, the other day I heard someone say "pop music is trash". But I happen to know that pop music is actually pretty widely listened to an enjoyed. So that person must be wrong. Yeah? I bet there are even some pop songs that they themselves enjoy! Damn liars.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Well, yeah. That person would be wrong and these kind of people are very annoying with their blanket statements.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

A hit dog will holler.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Of course not, clearly it's only referring to men from Kansas.