Greentext

4415 readers

1093 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

93 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (15 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the point was to contrast this with cars. Having your car stolen is 10x worse than having your bike stolen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

10x? What car can be so cheap?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Ironically, a stole one

load more comments (13 replies)