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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

this is why

  • dietary fibers and complex carbohydrates are critical components in a meal because they cause satiety.
  • processed foods are a really really low quality source of food for lunch.