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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Magenta is a purple-ish red color which on it’s own doesn’t really work as a reference to blood

That's something an honour-less p'takh would say.