this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024

462 points (98.1% liked)

The Onion

4502 readers

808 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

[email protected]

462

Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

47 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"You've gone to the DEAD of the Class! Say hi to Howard Hesseman for me!"
(audience hoots and cheers wildly)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Howie is waiting for the day that hairpile finally kicks off and slides into hell.