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...The Movie Critic.
Coming to a theatre near you, is the story about a man...
"ACHEM!!!"
...at least we think he is a man, but he may also be part potato...
"Hachie-machie!"
...he could be a hybrid between a pygmy and Swizz monarchs...
"I thought Switzerland was a constitutional democracy"
...people just tune in for the funny shape of his head.
"Hiiiii, guuuyyy~"
...oh god, he's looking at us. Don't look in his direction...
"It stinks."
A not so true story, rooted in the sick and twisted mind of a Hollywood manuscript writer who probably needs a long mental health hiatus... it's...
...The Movie Critic...
Staring Seth Rogan as the highly intelligent raptor.
He could do for Jon Lovitz what he did for John Travolta! But better!