this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Your instance fails the scunthorpe test. It says s-p-i-c-y.

LemmyNSFW admins keep making rookie mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.