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"Programming Sucks" (www.stilldrinking.org)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

opens htop threateningly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That's not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.