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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.

LoL oh damn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.

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