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Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro... (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And the ones you leave for yourself to check during development and forgotten to close before release.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is why you should secure your own bureaucracy-bypassing backdoor with a long ass key (bonus point if you use pki instead of a simple static key).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I just use the Konami code as a secret password.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Shhh we don't talk about these !