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The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.
My only question is why does she care?
Maybe she doesn't want her deck to smell like piss
Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.
I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass