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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[–] [email protected] 261 points 8 months ago (9 children)

I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yes! Thank you! Absolute fantastic bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"I'm offended"

"I don't care"

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