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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They shake hands before and after.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

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