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“Growing up in poverty never did me any harm” insists man psychologically compelled to wish similar financial hardship on others (newsthump.com)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Look at me, boy... I am the Daddy now!

Doing this for your own good!!!