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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be fair as someone from Louisiana.... All of you should be banned from making food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm from Louisiana/Texas with family in the Midwest. When we'd visit for the holidays, it was some disgusting shit. Green, opaque jello molds with random foods suspended in it, pickles and cream cheese on toothpicks, and random "salads" like the ones above. My mom (from the south) made macaroni and cheese casserole one year up there and everyone was floored

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Were the pickles with cream cheese wrapped in ham or some other deli meat? Because those are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm not going to lie, yes they are, but they're not Thanksgiving food, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don’t even pretend like y’all don’t have some weird shit on your menus.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cheesecake is a bit of a misnomer. It's more like an etouffee in a crust.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Congratulations, this is the funniest comment I've seen on Lemmy so far