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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles (newsthump.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They joke, but it would likely work. Become a defense contractor and the US government will let you do anything

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And they really do mean anything. They're even allowed to assassinate potential whistleblowers.

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