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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

BOAT - Bring Out Another Thousand

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It's always nice to have a FRIEND that owns a boat. Hell, I'll even pay for gas, just fuck that maintenance/storage cost lol.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Two of the happiest days of a boat owner:

  1. Buying the boat

  2. Selling it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

aka, "A hole in the water that you throw money into."

I'm sure somebody more clever than me can turn that into a joke about bottom surgery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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