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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Alrighty then: This image shows two chocolate chip cookies with a single shrimp placed on top of each. On the side of these cookies is a small sauce cup with a chunky red sauce which I cannot identify.

The scene can be considered as highly unusual as this combination of consumable items is not typically found in the western food palette.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

not typically found in the western food palette.

You think this is found in the eastern food palette? I can assure you that this unholy abomination is not in anybody's food palette except the monster who created it and the disguised dogs on the fediverse who are saying they're willing to try it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

a chunky red sauce which I cannot identify.

Based on appearance and context, I would say that's cocktail sauce

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks!

I guess I should demand things more often

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

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