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My eyelid has been twitching every 10 mins for the past 3 days. It's getting quite annoying.

Besides punching my eyeball what else could I do?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you’re desperate enough to ask for home remedies on the internet, then you’re desperate enough to see an actual doctor. This issue might be more complicated than it seems.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This. There’s a new disease going around. You feel perfectly fine except for your eye twitching, and then bam! you die.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.

I'll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.

You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That’s the worst