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My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can't escape from because it pays all the bills.
Try typescript
You just described my life. JS is hell.
You guys are using typescript right? .... right?
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python's point of view...
You don’t have to go from crazy to slightly less crazy. You could try living that lean compiled life.
Strong types are really just healthy, clearly defined boundaries
These days that's still python
We can go leaner. Why use a compiler when an assembler is all you need?
Good point. Why stop there?
https://xkcd.com/378/