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Milly tea

I was in Lidl earlier and these were on offer. Two things:

1. They aren't fluffy light things like waffles. They're edible bricks.
2. There's a horrifying amount of calories that almost gave me diabetes just looking at them. Caramel and butter? Why even bother? Why not just drink a jug of sugar-lard?

How do Swamp Jerry's eat these things? Do you eat half of one at a time dipped in tea? Like a Hob Nob.

This is very high-brow humour only English people of a certain calibre would understand.

They should have had him at Agincourt

How are we gonna tackle this gigantic problem?

How can you make fun of me if you don't know which shithole I come from?

This kind of kills the sublemmy if we can't properly discriminate.