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I'd sincerely recommend everyone to read his manifesto and think about it a little bit.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Grow unibrow and beard

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, we're still wondering if the McSnitch is getting their reward money. The last I heard they were thinking about withholding it.

And that would be such a great propaganda point to show that US law enforcement doesn't regard the rest of us as full persons / citizens and will cheat us out of our due even when we cooperate. So yeah, no-one sees nothing. Ever. You're a collaborator if you do.

Zero Witnesses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

He'll get a jersey from the local police department.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I think the local department promised $10K and FBI promised $25K. Even if I don't like Judas very much, the pharisees not giving him his silver shows the institution was not honorable and deserves what they feared the Christians might do.

That got ecclesiastic.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Are we fucking with sofas again?

This is one of my dystopian thriller elements: If the police can't find the culprit of a high-profile crime, then they find someone, plant an orgy of evidence and railroad him into capital punishment or life in a supermax. Just to show that the long arm of the law always wins.

Doing a for-real investigation and just disappearing / killing off any likely suspects is optional, depending on how vengeful the elites feel about it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

You would think the police would pick someone who wasn’t so photogenic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Here's what I might do if I couldn't catch a murderer but wanted to make an example anyway, and I had access to AI art that was very good at getting approximately accurate images of people...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

I still don't think he's the same guy who shot the CEO, it's clearly for me a different person in the photos...

However, at this point this changes nothing of what's going to happen, anyone caught for this would be facing the same charges. Let's hope the jury feels as we all do and lets him walk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

4chan op has a tenuous grasp of how time and pictures work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Luigi is innocent. A witness across the street stated they didn't hear gunshots at the time.

Eric's head just did that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

What does everyone think they do with all their biometric and Face ID data? Throw a shitty algorithm against this data cross referencing a pic from a grainy security feed and in this post truth era, 100% of crimes are now solvable.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They planned evidence because they used illegal means to identify him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That would be a terrible idea. If they identified him using illegal means, any evidence found as a result would be inadmissible. It's fruit of the poisoned tree.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

It doesn't matter. One of the world's rulers was gunned down so they are bringing the book down on him. Anything goes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Still more plausible than the cops saying "well fuck it he's gone" and finding a lookalike to take the fall like a day after the shooting.

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