Oglaf

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Posts and discussion about the Oglaf webcomic. Many of the comics are NSFW, please tag appropriately.

https://www.oglaf.com/

https://www.patreon.com/oglaf

This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately

Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up

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Shield Maiden (midwest.social)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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https://www.oglaf.com/shield-maiden/

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I before E except about half the time

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

If you ever get to try this IRL, being in the middle of a fuck sandwich is one of the best sex experiences you can ask for.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

> "shield maiden"

> look inside

> lacking her maidenhead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have some news for you regarding "visibility" of a "maidenhead."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yes, I understand that there's a lot of popular misconceptions regarding virginity and female genitalia and that my joke plays off of them. I am a woman and I don't need this explained to me, thanks (though I suppose your contribution is helpful for anyone unaware of this).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Try a viagra?