Lol, like anyone here is going to do anything other than protect their own comforts
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Path to the right is not mutually exclusive from the left.
I say we embrace the French culture and take up guillotines.
Even better, a European CEO, where prisons are nice and cozy.
Now I just need to figure out which crimes would get me life in Norway without hurting anyone. Maybe that's not a bad backup retirement plan to be honest...
on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn't do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will
Pretty sure American Gen Z'ers chose to die in climate wars.
Or be like me and try to do such a deed then realize your bad aim in video games carry over IRL, then you get shot dead by their security and go to some purgatory with this moment replayed forever, reminding you how much of a failure you were.
The only reason I don't want to try is because if I miss, its gonna be so embarassing, I don't even wanna thinkg about it.
I bet that's why poisoning was so big before guns. Like who has the time to learn archery.
This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.
And as always, GenX just forgotten.
Not forgotten, too many of you guys are sellouts. They'll die in the climate wars so they're covered.
Please refer to me as Oregon Trail generation.
With the suicide rate as high as it is, I’m honestly shocked more people don’t try to take these scumbags with them.
pretty sure this applies to Xers to.
Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.
Not if i'm your juror.
"Hmm. Golly i'm just not convinced HSR is guilty beyond reasonable doubt"
There must be hundreds of youths with 3d printed guns and bad opinions about the absolute worst companies
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