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Making Orcs push up daises (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

That wound will never fully heal

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

pushes him down slide

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Poetry. Sheer poetry!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago

"A+, plus, plus, plus, plus..."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He was a great warrior ... but Ralphie shot his eye out