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And for some reason the phone is still intact .

you mean the good old days when phone producers still had a bit of respect for what they were doing?

I will be glad if I have removable batteries in my phone.

Apple mfs when their battery has a bad day and they can FINALLY buy their third iphone in two months:

:D

My old phone explodes into three parts when it falls down: Cover, battery and SIM card. You know what? I’ve thrown that shitty old thing dozens if not hundreds of times on the floor and it still works. Unlike your precious $3000 smart phones that can’t handle a single face plant.

IF YOUR DEVICE IS HAND-HELD BUT CAN’T WITHSTAND A FALL FROM HAND HEIGHT, IT’S BROKEN BY DESIGN

Oh no. This brought to the surface a memory I had been repressing. I was in college, one of the early classes with the tiered row seating and like 150 students. I was running late when I stepped into the classroom, gave a polite wave to the Professor, and headed to one of the front rows to show good faith. Halfway down this room my damn phone, which I had always had on vibrate, decided it would take a call and let me know. I was only reminded because I almost dropped it as I scrambled wildly to silence the sounds it was making.

So yeah, thanks for that. Reliving some of the shame and embarrassment now.

They really should have built those batteries with screws that can still be easy to replace, but won't fly out as easily