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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Take my upvote and leave!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

literally sliding through the apartment it seems

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ok Philippides.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

3 minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

3 humping minutes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I know right? What a stud that guy is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah no... I'm always home there's nothing you can do. I wish I had a room to myself but there's some policies preventing that. I prefer quiet but you may be loud.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

The screams of disappointment can get really loud.

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 month ago (1 children)

herculean levels of stamina

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Master of efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

🎵 Efficiency is beautiful, efficiency is art 🎵

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

Not one wasted stroke

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.

Fuckin’ legend.