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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have no butthole, yet I must shit? Isn't that the scifi book?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A post-apocalyptic scifi short story (and a game based on it about 20 year later) by Harlan Ellison, about five humans tortured by a sentient butthole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Cornholio Paradox

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You sayin my man don't pee or poo?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Technically speaking your man don't even man

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But he's fully functional!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So is a dildo 🤷

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Data's an android and not, you know, a man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)