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Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (26 children)

"Bag toss" lol

Satire site doesn't wanna say cornhole?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Such a scandal! He must step down now! There can be no compromise on ethics for Democratic candidates!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

He inflated the score by 2 points only. What a loser. Well he won, but you know what I mean. Don would have inflated the score by 145 points. He's the best inflater, nobody inflates like he does. He has inflated so much that he had the biggest inflation ever. Ah fuck, you know what I mean.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Don't give them ideas, HT…

His brother already shared that his "big story" was no one wanted to sit next to Tim on road trips as a child because he used to get car sick.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Hard Times

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Edited. Thanks!

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