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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Being a professional pornstar fucking sucks and it's hard work. Don't shit on sex workers, it ain't easy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if you do something you love then you will stop loving it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I do my wife and I still love her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

We have an open marriage so I wouldn’t be surprised.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Nah I pound that shit like it’s going out of style.

She gets fifteen very enthusiastic second of lovemaking whenever she wants.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Oh boy, here I go killing again!

[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Here's the real photo, OP's photo was shopped.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

1: How do we know yours isn't the shopped one?

2: Yeah, that's the problem in the photo, the smile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
  1. Less pixelated, so either they got it from another place to shop it or its legit.

  2. The main picture has both eyes on the same position, as if the eye was copied, while this one has one slightly opened. This can be done in photoshop so idk but noticed it so I wanted to mention it.

Having these two pics, the second one has more chances of being the real one mainly because of 1.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

I think I'd rather the shopped version beating me with a stick, at least he's being pleasant about it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

"ALRIGHT, THE SAFE WORD IS 'POLICE BRUTALITY'."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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