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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

i don't know for britain but in france you can't "de-arrest" someone legally, only the prosecutor can, so he doesn't even know what his own bullshit mean

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Are these arrested police in the room with us now?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (4 children)

By the (lack) of logic of the antivaxx, we all should be dead.... 2 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've been vaccinated multiple times and each time I died within a year later. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I died 3 times so far, going to the 4th in a couple of months.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It will happen next Tuesday at 1pm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's been 3 years since we all started getting vaccinated. Surely we'd all be dead by now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to figure out their logic, they identify as a non-U.S. citizen, but believe they have jurisdiction to make arrests in another country? What is the plan? To detain or abduct members of a foreign country? I'm fairly certain that would be considered an act of war. Better make sure he isn't armed or he'll trigger article 5 of NATO and he'll be at war with several countries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Well, their strong attributes aren't being smart for the antivaxx that is for sure.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 5 times over the last 3 years, and have received various vaccines over 41 years. Slowest. Euthanasia. Ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

i was vaccinated in priority because i had to go on a mission with my unit in the military, this would have been the dumbest moment to euthanize me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for the reminder there is probably a new version I'm missing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

There was a new version last fall and it is still being administered. It’s no longer free (though insurance is supposed to pay), so few have gotten it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

How good are you at football right now? I've been hearing things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Agreed, and my phone didn't get 5g either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah you die at 45 right on your birth date and time, no sooner, no later. You got 4 years left

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You joke, but since you got the jab I can guarantee you will die.

(Just not any faster than normal...)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's it, you have done it now. You are hereby attested!

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