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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (15 children)

I'm a programmer since the 80s, who is this guy?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Truly one of the latter day saints

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 126 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I should get to work on my opus, "Dirty Code"

Inside I'll reveal all my secrets like: not writing tests, not documenting anything, putting the whole app into a single python file, object-disoriented relational mapping, obscure SQL tricks, unobscure no-sql tricks, and more!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i am genuinely waiting for it. read the first one almost 10 years ago and it gave me a good start into my programming journey.

even if this second version won't bring in anything new for me, I will be glad to consume it

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

He must have been waiting for me to buy a copy.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But is it rewritten in Rust?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

It'll be rewritten in mdBook

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