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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

While we're here, you guys got any depressing songs suggestions?

Edit: Thank you for the suggestions. Listening to them all.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago