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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (4 children)

this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago

So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How do you know if someone is a meat eater?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

They have hair in their teeth

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

when you see them eating meat, I hope this helps

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Good try but the answer is, "don't worry they'll tell you!" as this hilarious meme so perfectly illustrates.

It's a classic!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah the joke doesn't really work when you flip it around because people don't actually go around telling other people that they eat meat out of the blue. And why would you? In most western societies that's just the assumed default anyway and there is no "moral highground" to claim with such a statement.

This really only happens on the internet and it's almost always to troll vegans.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones

With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face

When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s not just you. Fixed it:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

boomer humour? absolutely.
Peak? not even close.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What even is peak boomer humer these days?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Needs more complaining about the wife and maybe a reference to the mysterious golden times 50 years ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Also “young kid asking what is book and why can’t I swipe”

[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago

Yes, it's great!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

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