A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.
Funny
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Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag
So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb
How do you know if someone is a meat eater?
They have hair in their teeth
Seriously
when you see them eating meat, I hope this helps
Good try but the answer is, "don't worry they'll tell you!" as this hilarious meme so perfectly illustrates.
It's a classic!
Yeah the joke doesn't really work when you flip it around because people don't actually go around telling other people that they eat meat out of the blue. And why would you? In most western societies that's just the assumed default anyway and there is no "moral highground" to claim with such a statement.
This really only happens on the internet and it's almost always to troll vegans.
vegan bad amirite
This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones
With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face
When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"
Peak boomer humor
boomer humour? absolutely.
Peak? not even close.
What even is peak boomer humer these days?
Needs more complaining about the wife and maybe a reference to the mysterious golden times 50 years ago
Also “young kid asking what is book and why can’t I swipe”
that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis
Yes, it's great!
Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?
Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up
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