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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Blahaj zone users actually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Born to ponder forced to rule

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I put on my robe and my wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Do not ask

Continue to ponder.

Ponder the orbs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I love...Orb...!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The damn wizard pornpaganda.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to ponder the torus instead.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

More pointless

Get the fuck out of here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

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